Friday, September 30, 2011

Riddle Me This

What happened to September this year?

Why are there still some nimrods who refuse to obey the "headlights on while windshield wipers on" law?

How did Michael Simonson escape from the Lackawanna County jail, and why was someone with his track record still there?

Is anyone surprised the Scranton Wilkes-Barre Yankees aren't talking about their proposed move to another city for the upcoming season?

I've been transferring some stock around lately.  Why can't they make those forms easy to understand and fill out?

When the the NFL pre game shows become "comedy first, information second?"

Why does every flavor, of every brand of those little energy shots taste like cheap perfume?

Wasn't this the best last day of the MLB season ever?