Thursday, December 13, 2012
Are You Kidding Me?
My daily intake includes bananas and V8.
I try to get enough rest.
I use Listerine and I've had a flu shot.
There are bottles of vitamins in my bathroom.
I keep containers of hand sanitizer everywhere, and I use antibacterial soap.
A mixture of blood and Lysol runs through my veins.
Before I type one word at work, my telephone and keyboard are treated to a Clorox wipe.
And, I've had two colds in less than one month.
I think someone is telling me to go back to fast food and doughnuts.
AT 12:00 AM