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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Are You Kidding Me?

I've been exercising more and eating less.

My daily intake includes bananas and V8.

I try to get enough rest.

I use Listerine and I've had a flu shot.

There are bottles of vitamins in my bathroom.

I keep containers of hand sanitizer everywhere, and I use antibacterial soap.

A mixture of blood and Lysol runs through my veins.

Before I type one word at work, my telephone and keyboard are treated to a Clorox wipe.

And, I've had two colds in less than one month.

I think someone is telling me to go back to fast food and doughnuts.