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Monday, March 31, 2014

Monday Scrapple

UNIONIZED COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS:
They don't realize how good they have it.  Try working your way through college.  I see a kid every morning at the gym.  He's cleaning toilets to earn the money for his education.

OLYPHANT BABY HOMICIDE:
There are no words.  A ten month old was beaten to death.  There is no explanation or justification.

MYSTERIOUS ODOR IN THE AREA:
Really?  Is this the most important thing we have to worry about?

ATTORNEY GENERAL KATHLEEN KANE:
It wasn't what you did, but how you did it.

BASEBALL SEASON:
Starting in Australia was silly, just like the NFL games in London.  It's good to see the USA baseball opener.

BRIAN BILLICK:
Dumped by FOX Sports.  Not great, but among the better football analysts out there.

MISSING JET:
Are you amazed, as I, that this can happen in 2014?

MASSIVE GENERAL MOTORS RECALLS:
Are you amazed, as I, that this can happen in 2014?

WASHINGTON MUDSLIDE:
I saw a much smaller one in Eaton Township, near Tunkhannock.  I was there when it happened.  Unforgettable.  Can you imagine a mile of mountain sliding away?

THE MALL AT STEAMTOWN:
Still waiting for that new store and recovery plan.

DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES:
Is everything on this show fried, or covered in cheese and gravy?

JOSH ELLIOT:
Leaving ABC and GMA for NBC Sports.  Published reports say Elliott wanted $ 8 million to stay.  Amy Roback becomes GMA news anchor.  Smart move.