UNIONIZED COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYERS:
They don't realize how good they have it. Try working your way through college. I see a kid every morning at the gym. He's cleaning toilets to earn the money for his education.
OLYPHANT BABY HOMICIDE:
There are no words. A ten month old was beaten to death. There is no explanation or justification.
MYSTERIOUS ODOR IN THE AREA:
Really? Is this the most important thing we have to worry about?
ATTORNEY GENERAL KATHLEEN KANE:
It wasn't what you did, but how you did it.
BASEBALL SEASON:
Starting in Australia was silly, just like the NFL games in London. It's good to see the USA baseball opener.
BRIAN BILLICK:
Dumped by FOX Sports. Not great, but among the better football analysts out there.
MISSING JET:
Are you amazed, as I, that this can happen in 2014?
MASSIVE GENERAL MOTORS RECALLS:
Are you amazed, as I, that this can happen in 2014?
WASHINGTON MUDSLIDE:
I saw a much smaller one in Eaton Township, near Tunkhannock. I was there when it happened. Unforgettable. Can you imagine a mile of mountain sliding away?
THE MALL AT STEAMTOWN:
Still waiting for that new store and recovery plan.
DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES:
Is everything on this show fried, or covered in cheese and gravy?
JOSH ELLIOT:
Leaving ABC and GMA for NBC Sports. Published reports say Elliott wanted $ 8 million to stay. Amy Roback becomes GMA news anchor. Smart move.