I was walking along a trail at McDade Park a couple of weeks ago, when I heard a rustling in the bushes behind me.
I turned around to see a ground hog. Or was it a wood chuck? We stared at each other for a moment. He posed for a picture, then realized I was no threat. He must have said "It's just another dweeb with a camera." He then scurried back in his home.
That's it. End of adventure.