Tuesday, February 6, 2018
I Did It Again
Something was wrong. My money stunk! It apparently came from a bar or a heavy smoker. The stench was awful. When I got home, I threw the bills in the sink, along with a squirt of soap and freshened them up.
Fast forward to last week. I bought a tiny personal breakfast pizza and a newspaper at a mini mart. Once again, my change stunk. The bills went for a wash when I got home.
There really is no moral to the story, other than pointing out that I'm a finicky nudge who is extremely sensitive to the horrible stench of cigarette smoke. We've tried, unsuccessfully, to make counterfeit-proof bills. Odor-free currency should be the next step.
AT 12:00 AM