Look what came in the mail yesterday from my friends at Price Chopper-- a copy of "Senior Lifestyles" magazine.
Inside, valuable coupons for hearing aid batteries and mature adult undergarments.
Are the people at Price Chopper trying to tell me something?
Look, I know I'm not as young as I used to be, but I think I have a little way to go before I can be considered a senior citizen. I don't think anyone wants to get old. However, I am looking forward to scoring the senior citizen's discount at Long John Silver's.
I have all my teeth and some of my hair. Everything's still "functioning," if you know what I mean.
The kindness from Price Chopper is appreciated, but a tad premature.
