I'm not greedy. I'm not a glutton. This is the time of year I buy two of everything at the supermarket or big box store.
You see, I hate shopping around Christmas. Yes, some store visits can't be avoided. But, I am buying more of everything so i don't have to go back and fight the crowds this month.
I explained the concept to a clerk while I was shopping on an early morning last year. She seemed to get it, but was disappointed I wouldn't be there as often. Well, hey, open up more check out lanes and I might consider it.
Things will be back to normal in January, and I can't wait. In the meantime, I'm the guy dragging two shopping carts behind me.