I've habitually stayed away from those cellophane wrapped individual cheese slices. First, they aren't real cheese. Second, and more importantly, I compare them to flavorless wax.
Imagine my glee when those "cheese" slices I avoided announced a new line of flavors, including jalapeno. I love hot things, as long as they are not excessive. Flavor is good. Heat for the sake of heat isn't.
While I was curious, I wasn't that curious, so I let a pack hang out in my refrigerator until the following day. Imagine my disappointment. They are just slightly spicy flavored wax. There is no cheese flavor and just a hint of jalapeno.
They also come in garlic and herb, and caramelized onion.
It's a moot point.
Regardless of the new varieties, they won't be finding their way into my cart, my refrigerator and my stomach.
